May 2013
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
dragonholiday:
[metal voice] OPEN UP THE FUCKING PIT *sprays deodrant*
ierosway:
ierosway:
current mood: leathermouth lyrics
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Someone: *mentions the word romance*
me: romance?? *starts sobbing* my romance?? *cries uncontrollably * my chemical romance????
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samoosifer:
*puts my chem on* oh hey this song reminds me of that tiME THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER U LIL SHITS HOW DARE U
fasterfood:
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
zacwells:
hey c’mere
No Closer…
closer…
*kiss*
are-you-seduced-yet:
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
People: express your feelings
People: let them out
People: it's not good to hold it all in
Me: *expresses feelings*
People: whoa calm down
People: quit exaggerating
People: get over it
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
deer noises
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
phuckcity:
Are you ever just really grateful that Pete Wentz’s suicide attempt didn’t work
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
jackingtonoff:
IF U EVER WNANA CRY JUST THINK ABOUT HOW ON PETE’S 28TH BIRTHDAY ALL OF FOB AND THEIR CREW CALLED EACH OTHER AND SAID “WE DID IT HE MADE IT PAST 27”
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child