All you little motherfuckers better recognize Floppy Disk-0's in charge.


There’s really no masculine way to carry a picnic basket.

Billie Joe on The Voice

(Source: remyetienelebeau)


she didn’t get the reference x

(Source: blnik182)


okay maybe they’re exaggerations but you get the idea



The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero
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